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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 08/06/2017 at 21:29 • Filed to: None

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o man.....

Well yesterday was mostly spent under my brother-in-laws Camry. He was getting a couple codes, I think. P0441 and P0442 today he sent me this:

we were running low on time so we went to McDonalds. I got a #4 which is a double quarter pounder, medium fry and drink (lemonade). I then got a double cheeseburger and 6 piece nugget. Yesterday for breakfast I made 2 scrambled eggs, a hash brown and 2 small sausages. I had another double cheese burger from my grill for dinner. I just shit for the 3rd time today.  

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/06/2017 at 21:32

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How many heart attacks have you had in the past half hour?

If it’s more than 7, I’d advise you to see a doctor.

PS9 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/06/2017 at 21:43

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IRL picture of opposaurus. He don’t need no doctor.

shpuker > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/06/2017 at 21:59

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I had 3 McDicks sausage burritos for breakfast/lunch and a #6 at Taco Hell with a Kickstarter for dinner... I have no excuse but I’m at similar, “Oh god what have I done” levels

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/06/2017 at 22:23

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Should have kept the Allroad so none of this would have happened.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 08/06/2017 at 22:35

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this is my brother-in-laws car. I can;t even imagine the shit i would have gone thru if I had kept that thing.

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/06/2017 at 22:38

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no, i mean you wouldn’t have made it to your brothers house or mcdonalds if you had kept the Allroad.

That is why I made the very wise decision to buy a Tacoma and buy something fun and 2.7t equipped a little later down the line.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 08/06/2017 at 22:40

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I’m looking at TTs right now on craigslist.... just a dream

OPPOsaurus WRX > shpuker 08/06/2017 at 22:41

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I let one rip this morning and my daughters thought the baby shit his diaper.

sony1492 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/06/2017 at 22:49

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The color of that Focus is amazing

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/06/2017 at 23:35

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Do it sometime

random001 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/07/2017 at 06:41

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Craigslist has a porn section?

The Powershift in Steve's '12 Ford Focus killed it's TCM (under warranty!) > sony1492 08/07/2017 at 08:53

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Frosted Glass. A one year only color, sadly. When I found out Ford was discontinuing it, I decided to find one in that color rather than settling for Kona Blue.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/07/2017 at 11:52

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I tried to eat healthy one day and had a chicken salad for lunch. 3 hours later I’m pulled off the side of the road hiding behind a pine tree shitting out everything I have eaten for the last two days. Fuck salad, I should have had a cheese burger.

OPPOsaurus WRX > random001 08/07/2017 at 12:10

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I bet the personals get pretty close

random001 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/07/2017 at 12:30

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Check it out and report back.